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Gammy Knee Coaching

Me name's Kevin! Me sister pushed me down the stairs and now I don't need to work. Find out how you can free yourself like me.

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Special discount if you already like Lord of the Rings

Here is how the orcish magic works

1

Become involved in a mild accident, preferably caused by something you can pin on a loved one.

2

Take the opportunity to withdraw from society and get daily roast dinners from your mum. Sign up for benefits.

3

Live your best life, paint your miniatures, have your mates drive you to the cinema (you'll always get the front seat).

Highlights

Everything you are looking for in a life paid for by others...

Taxi service

Your mates will have to go massively out of their way any time you want to do something.

Guilt-free dullness

You had an accident right? Now you can bang on about whatever you want, no matter how dull.

Unlimited Discovery

Don't spend your days working like a chump! Relax in front of the Discovery channel for 8 - 10 hours every day!

Roast Dinners

You're mum will feel so bad that she'll cook you roast dinners every single day. You'll even smell like roast dinners soon.

Miniature painting

With all your newfound free time, you're going to need a hobby. I find minature painting, especially orcs, to be a great way to fill me .days

Benefits

Why work for your money, when you can just claim benefits? Benefits are money that the government gives you for your gammy knee.

Moaning

Of course, just because you don't participate in society, doesn't mean you can't moan about everything. Ehhhhhhhh.

Free cinema

You'll need yer benefits card. Then you can spend 5 minutes fishing it out of your wallet when you've already made your mates late having to pick you up.

Tortoise decoration

I like to paint their shells. Of course, sometimes I get a bit mad when I get it wrong. Out the shed they go when that happens.

and much more...

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Thousands of people around the world love living the work-free life. Find out the life changing benefits of gammy knee coaching.